Full of Adages, Truisms, and Trite Sayings

I’m insanely pale, almost deathly. Spends hours in the sun almost everyday. Obsession with weirdly cute inanimate objects that have no practical use in life whatsoever. Favorite animal is the platypus. Incessant thrifter and occasional wizard. Sporadically spazzy. Occasional overachiever. Sometimes can be obsessive compulsive, but only about weirdly unnecessary things… like math homework. Talkative to the highest degree. Enjoys using SAT words unknowingly in wrong context. Has commitment-phobia. Horrible memory for the important things. Great memory for the insignificant things. Will remember your name the next day, but probably not in a few months. Fickle, for the most part. Likes eating any kind of food. Hates being healthy. A weirdly awkward, pubescent girl. Inconsistently boy-crazy. Likes to sew, but stops halfway due to laziness. Loves getting cute clothes. Hates saying goodbye.

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dismantleyourstatusquo:

k-oray:

CUTEST BABY EVER AWWW

Omg crying. Cayoooootie patootie :* :*

13 June

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unsubtletymaster:

lol..,oops i dont have a girl to do this to LOL

LOL, i don’t have a girl to do this to, either :(

(Source: thejewelyouare)

11 June

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bbglasses:

freshphotons:

1ml beaker.

tiny science

10 June

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northwesternadmissions:

Friday of Reading Week and a Bollywood Flash Mob breaks out in University Library.

“Also, this was a final project for a Northwestern dance class. The professor was walking around behind me. SO COOL.” -via Facebook

07 June

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You go, Tim.

(Source: mynameiscole)

05 June

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